Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Some Confusion

I had a headache. I went to get some Advil.

"Excuse me," I said. "I opened the medicine door and instead of medicine, there are--potatoes."

Gloria started laughing.

"There are two kinds of potatoes," I said. "In addition, underneath the potatoes, there is a piece of cardboard that says "ADVIL", but there is no Advil."

She laughed harder.

"Now, to clarify," I said, "is this the medicine door, or the potato door, or the cardboard Advil door?"

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