Wednesday, December 20, 2017

J'accuse

"I had some Truvia that I bought on the trip, but I can't find it in the pantry," I said.

Gloria opened the pantry and took a look, totally not because I can't find anything ever.

"Hmm, I don't see it," she said, "but I would never through that out."

"It's quite interesting what you would and wouldn't throw out," I said. "EVAN."

She started laughing. "I didn't mean to!"

"Artificial sweetener is a priceless possession," I said. "Treasured holiday elf with his penis in a gift box? Right to the trash!"

"We were downsizing!" she said.

"Treasured!" I said.

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